Takeshi Kitano plays a version of himself in which he's a struggling director cycling through a number of different genres in an effort to complete his latest project.
Takeshi / Yakuza / Father / Ninja / Detective / Astronomer
Higashi Oizumi
Kumiko
Kimiko
Wife
Daughter
Maid
Heroine
Gentleman in a White Mercedes
Massao's Mother
Astronomer Yamamoto
Young Man
